Some new slogans
"How can we make you McHappy today?"
" Have a McExcellent day!"
"I hate my life. "
"We love to tell you 'no'"
"Get Fatter!"
"My Drive-Thru, My rules."
"It's in the bag"
"McFucking Go Away"
"Eat Responsibly"
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Friday, November 16, 2012
These People
I don't remember all the specifics, but a lady was on the drive-thru speaker.
She claimed that her order was wrong. She had just come through an hour ago. So I ask what was wrong.
Alright, it was some mcdoubles only ketchup but were regular. It happens. Shouldn't but it does. So I ask if she had a receipt.
Ok, she does. Good. Normally it stops here. Can't help if they don't have a receipt.
And now I ask if she's got the food, for a replacement. (we switch them out, obviously)
Well no, she doesn't. And she's also noticeably agitated this entire time.
She explains to me that she scraped all the crap off the sandwiches and fed them to their children. As she was saying this I was notifying the manager of the need for a replacement order. But then I repeated what she said. And we're all like 'no way, we're not doing crap'
Manager lady had already talked to her, and said no. Ha.
So I, calmly as I could, told her that we could not replace the foodstuffs because she had already fed the food to her children.
She was yelling and cussing and called me a bitch. Well I was appalled, mostly at her word usage. I don't feel like that was an appropriate time to use 'bitch'. Maybe 'asshole' or 'dick' or mother-fucker' but bitch? On a male? No, no. If I'd backed down, and given the refund/replacement, then yes, I'd be a bitch(male version). Funny how that works huh? Bitch(female) has the connotation of someone who's rude and mean for seemingly no reason, while bitch(male) has the connotation of a pussy or a whiner.
Anyway, I just don't get why/how she was getting her panties all in a wad about two fucking mcdoubles. And she was in the wrong. By feeding them to her children.
One of her arguments was 'you guys made them wrong in the first place'
well yeah, and we could have replaced it, but you can't bring back the food...
The thing is, not everyone is like this. Most people just want their shit, and to get away. With no fuss. But I hate talking to people. I hate opening that window. Because of the chance of coming across one of these degenerates. It's why I don't even answer my door. Or leave. Or anything.
People like this are worthless.
also, related
http://storage1.ihigh.com/schools/4358/imgbin/30655.jpg
She claimed that her order was wrong. She had just come through an hour ago. So I ask what was wrong.
Alright, it was some mcdoubles only ketchup but were regular. It happens. Shouldn't but it does. So I ask if she had a receipt.
Ok, she does. Good. Normally it stops here. Can't help if they don't have a receipt.
And now I ask if she's got the food, for a replacement. (we switch them out, obviously)
Well no, she doesn't. And she's also noticeably agitated this entire time.
She explains to me that she scraped all the crap off the sandwiches and fed them to their children. As she was saying this I was notifying the manager of the need for a replacement order. But then I repeated what she said. And we're all like 'no way, we're not doing crap'
Manager lady had already talked to her, and said no. Ha.
So I, calmly as I could, told her that we could not replace the foodstuffs because she had already fed the food to her children.
She was yelling and cussing and called me a bitch. Well I was appalled, mostly at her word usage. I don't feel like that was an appropriate time to use 'bitch'. Maybe 'asshole' or 'dick' or mother-fucker' but bitch? On a male? No, no. If I'd backed down, and given the refund/replacement, then yes, I'd be a bitch(male version). Funny how that works huh? Bitch(female) has the connotation of someone who's rude and mean for seemingly no reason, while bitch(male) has the connotation of a pussy or a whiner.
Anyway, I just don't get why/how she was getting her panties all in a wad about two fucking mcdoubles. And she was in the wrong. By feeding them to her children.
One of her arguments was 'you guys made them wrong in the first place'
well yeah, and we could have replaced it, but you can't bring back the food...
The thing is, not everyone is like this. Most people just want their shit, and to get away. With no fuss. But I hate talking to people. I hate opening that window. Because of the chance of coming across one of these degenerates. It's why I don't even answer my door. Or leave. Or anything.
People like this are worthless.
also, related
http://storage1.ihigh.com/schools/4358/imgbin/30655.jpg
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Spiraling
Man, I really just don't feel good about my workplace anymore.
My work, and by proxy, my life, is meaningless. I feel like soon I'll do something irrevocable. Trying to get my bike fixed, so I can expand my workplace options. Anything, even at lower pay, would be better for my mental health, I think.
Anyway here's some stuff that's been happening.
On our menu we are/were advertising the 'daily double'. And above the picture of the sandwich is 'extra value meal'. Now I'm sure the obvious thinking is, 'oh it comes as a value meal, sweet'
but that's not very new. Almost everything comes as a meal. Not that anyone knows that/cares to know. They just want to see the numbers. But this has resulted in several people (mostly old people, or belligerents) saying "I'll have the extra value meal."
And then I'm all "Which one would you like"
"the extra value meal"
FUCK
Then we find out they mean the daily double meal. Sheesh. It used to be every other day.
speaking of the menu...
For fuck's sake if one more person says 'I'm looking for the dollar menu...can't find it" I'm going to throw a brick at them.
I was handing out food other day. And I had to sneeze. I hope he didn't think I was looking at him weirdly, I was just trying hard not to sneeze in his face.
I had a lot of neat stuff wrote down the other day, but someone found it and threw it away. I space out a bit too much to leave writings full of hate around.
A lady was cussing and arguing about something in the drive-thru to another customer. And our headsets don't shut off if a car is there. So I'm sitting here, place is busy, trying to think, and there's this bitch yelling obscenities in my ear. Now this chick is harshing my mellow so I say
"Are you guys done yelling in my hear, yet?" After running through several scenarios where I
1. go outside, and ask her to shut up
2. ask whats going on
3. yell through the speaker to shut it
Well, no one yelled after that.
seriously. it's fast food. calm down.
Recently we had a promotion for a buy one get one 14cents. This was a nightmare, btw. Didn't help that the managers didn't have 'aces in their places' and then they just complained, and acted like it wasn't their fault. Tch.
Freaking people go nuts over 'cheap' food. It's genius from a marketing standpoint. It gets people to spend even more money.
"man I just want a mcdouble or two today. (costs 2$)"
"me too, bro. Just a couple burgers and a small fry. (cost 3$)
holy crap! buy one bigmac, get another? Let's each get one.
Huh? then we'll have two?
Yeah, that's two burgers each. But it's on sale, so it's cheaper!
Oh and we'll need fries.
Previous cost of lunch 5$. Current cost of lunch 10$
See?
Genius.
My work, and by proxy, my life, is meaningless. I feel like soon I'll do something irrevocable. Trying to get my bike fixed, so I can expand my workplace options. Anything, even at lower pay, would be better for my mental health, I think.
Anyway here's some stuff that's been happening.
On our menu we are/were advertising the 'daily double'. And above the picture of the sandwich is 'extra value meal'. Now I'm sure the obvious thinking is, 'oh it comes as a value meal, sweet'
but that's not very new. Almost everything comes as a meal. Not that anyone knows that/cares to know. They just want to see the numbers. But this has resulted in several people (mostly old people, or belligerents) saying "I'll have the extra value meal."
And then I'm all "Which one would you like"
"the extra value meal"
FUCK
Then we find out they mean the daily double meal. Sheesh. It used to be every other day.
speaking of the menu...
For fuck's sake if one more person says 'I'm looking for the dollar menu...can't find it" I'm going to throw a brick at them.
I was handing out food other day. And I had to sneeze. I hope he didn't think I was looking at him weirdly, I was just trying hard not to sneeze in his face.
I had a lot of neat stuff wrote down the other day, but someone found it and threw it away. I space out a bit too much to leave writings full of hate around.
A lady was cussing and arguing about something in the drive-thru to another customer. And our headsets don't shut off if a car is there. So I'm sitting here, place is busy, trying to think, and there's this bitch yelling obscenities in my ear. Now this chick is harshing my mellow so I say
"Are you guys done yelling in my hear, yet?" After running through several scenarios where I
1. go outside, and ask her to shut up
2. ask whats going on
3. yell through the speaker to shut it
Well, no one yelled after that.
seriously. it's fast food. calm down.
Recently we had a promotion for a buy one get one 14cents. This was a nightmare, btw. Didn't help that the managers didn't have 'aces in their places' and then they just complained, and acted like it wasn't their fault. Tch.
Freaking people go nuts over 'cheap' food. It's genius from a marketing standpoint. It gets people to spend even more money.
"man I just want a mcdouble or two today. (costs 2$)"
"me too, bro. Just a couple burgers and a small fry. (cost 3$)
holy crap! buy one bigmac, get another? Let's each get one.
Huh? then we'll have two?
Yeah, that's two burgers each. But it's on sale, so it's cheaper!
Oh and we'll need fries.
Previous cost of lunch 5$. Current cost of lunch 10$
See?
Genius.
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