Restrictions

There's a new policy that I had to sign in order to maintain this roof over my head. (and electricity, internet service, phone, running water, HOT water, anime and video games)
Anyway it says how employees can't be badmouthing the store, the company, or the customers, or really, talk about anything.
I understand, negative comments are bad for Public Relations.
But I also understand that MCDONALD'S is a household name, and pretty much doesn't need PR.
If they lose say, 100 customers,

they wouldn't notice. I see the same damned people every day. I've seen co-workers be complete jerks to these people. Even I have.
And they keep coming back.Why?

So, I don't see a problem being negative, and NOT getting paid for it. Isn't that better than taking money from them doing this?
Hell, think of it as free advertising.
Freely viewable negative comments are most likely not enough to significantly affect profits. It's silly to even think that.
But, when the world's ran by crazy scared rich people, then sure, things that are silly to us peasants, are dead fucking serious to them.

All that said,
This BLOG is comprised of all of my own views, opinions, and experiences. It in no way shape or form is endorsed, reviewed, or even approved by McDonald's or McNichols Mgt Inc. Or any one. No one reviews this, or approves of it. Except me. And I just type then hit 'publish'.
I'm sorry if I offend anyone. No really. I'm sorry.
Not really. If you're offended, deal with it.

How not to respond

Working in kitchen
"Hey can I get another mcdouble please?"
I stare at my coworker.
Cold. Hard stare. Channeling all my hate.

And I happily sing

"ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN
(all the leaves are brown)
AND THE SKIES ARE GREY!"

And then I made the mcdouble.

They didn't seem very amused.

MAKUDONALUDSO

This is relevant to my interests.
Japanese mcdonalds commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLnFSt3BJww&feature=player_embedded

Comedy Routine

No joke, no joke
I saw this chubby kid and the mom arguing about what he was going to get/eat.
She said 'mcchicken o mcdouble?' kid didnt want either. she's like yes you do. you'll be hungry eventually anyway. this went for a bit, then
she smacked him across the back of the head
like an anime
They argued a bit more. kid saying one thing. mom saying another.
now I don't know what they said. see, for it was all in spanish.

But it was still funny.

Kid got a chocolate dipped cone. btw.

Band-Aid

The other day I splooshed ketchup all over my hands and wandered around the store saying that I needed a band-aid, and that I was bleeding.

That is all.