I don't want to post more than twice a day, but I never feel like posting, but when I do, I want to post everything I've accumulated...
I can sometimes hear what people are really saying as they order...
"I want a heart attack with a side of clogged arteries, with a large diabetes to drink."
Yeah, that one took me thirty minutes.
I was wondering... is it illegal to haul whales in civilian vehicles? Because I see them all the time.
This gel mat we stand on in drive-thru is crushed and flattened. Just like our dreams.
Worn down and useless. Like our souls.
We think being rude is justified. So do they.
The other day someone said "hehehe you sound different". No shit sherlock, I didn't take your order. But instead of meekly taking their money and saying it was someone else, I said "Ah that's just one of my many talents."
Why's everyone think they're being so fucking clever?
I seriously heard that line 5 times yesterday. At least once an hour some yokel came by with that line.
More soon.
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