Digital Voices

I haven't been updating, not because lack of content, merely lack of motivation to do anything but kill digital humans.
First, the old stuff!

A guy asked about the chicken nuggets being all white meat.
"They say it's all white" was my response.
the real joke is, it is white, compared to what we had before. that stuff was sorta yellow.

Miscommunication is hilarioius, and an everyday occurence.
"Okay sorry, all I got from that was the mocha frappe"
"So you didn't get the mcdouble?"
uh no. no i didn't/ didn't you hear me?

I'll have a snack size mcflurry.
Alright what kind?
snack size.

I want an extra value meal.
Alrighty, which one?
An extra value meal.

What's even better, is when they use the price to designate what size.
"I'll take the one that's 5.99."
uh uhm what?!

so you guys have chocolate ice cream?
no we do not, just vanilla.
what about twist?

will that be a boy or a girl toy?
5 second pause. (why is there a hesitation!?!?!)
boy.

I facepalm so much at work, but the bills of the baseball caps don't allow it very well.

They mumble their complaints, as if I cannot hear. But why mumble, you obviously want people to hear. That's why I've started just telling people what I think, instead of mumbling. Mumbling is rude.
I love kids. Don't take that the wrong way, but they always look at us with such fascination. OOO a MCDONALDS WORKER! HE IS THE GOD THAT GIVES ME HAPPY MEALS.
feels good man

Their dedication is astounding. They wait 5+ minutes for their 5 dollar death.

I saw one day, a cage. A freaking cage for the kids in the back. Like a cop car, homemade. Bars on windows, bars between the back seat and front. I couldn't decide if it was awesome, or horrible.