The other day I watched a douche in a white sports car toss a can of red bull at a trash can as he drove by. He missed.
Yesterday I saw a guy on a scooter come zooming into the intersection in front of the store. I was handing out food at the time, and window open my mind was set to say Holy Shit as he wobbled off and tumbled into the street. Fortunately, I changed it to Crap at the last moment.
The people in the cars, they hesitated, didn't move, unbelieving of the scene before them. The guy's legs moved, I'm sure he tried to get up. The people exited their cars, one lady in the process of turning, in the middle of the intersection. I saw some phones in their hands. And got back to work. Cops, ambulances, the whole shebang arrived.
A lady asked, how much are the double cheeseburgers?
Well the mcdouble is a dollar, and the double cheeseburger is a dollar nineteen.
Okay, I'llhave two mcchickens.
what?
The Angus burgers got 30c cheaper. I totally ate one. It was totally tasty. But they're really not that big,or filling.
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