Denmark is a Prison?

Nay, McDonald's is.

Is there an escape?  Is there a better job for unskilled laborers? This is the best there is.  Get used to it.

A fun guy came through the drivethru, to 'complain' after he already paid. 

'hey I ordered a cheeseburger last time and I got an eggplant.'

'an eggplant?'

'yeah, hahahaha just messing'

'obviously'

I used to think I was one of the few weirdoes who walks/bikes, but no I am not.  Several people do it, all for different circumstances.  Unfortunately they have licenses...

Everyone always asks me, 'has someone ever ordered a cheeseburger with a mcchicken patty on it?'

my answer was, no.  Because up until a month ago, no one had.  Then recently someone said a 'mcgangbang'. Jeez.  So I rang up the two sandwiches and went on my way.

But a mcgangbang(i looked it up) is not a 'mcjesus'(what night crew calls a dblcheese with a chicken patty.) a mcgangbang is a whole mchicken sammich inside a dblcheeseburger.  that's messed up.  Way too much bread.