Ninja

I have a new habit.  It gets so dreadfully boring I wander around.
Sometimes I sneak up behind people, especially people on drive-thru.
I might stay there, wait to be noticed.
Or say something,
"You're doin a good job!"
like a morale ninja.

It amuses me.

Retard

I've taken to following some of the crew around.  I find this hilarious.  Even moreso when they work drive-thru and there are customers.  In a recent instance, I followed the girl to the window as she handed out food.
I said 'hello' in a nasally and weird voice.  He asked her for ketchup.  I said 'ketchup' in that same voice.
The guy flipped.
something along the lines of 'you don't need to be all retarded, fucking retard!what the fuck, retard!'
and he drove away.
I stared at him the whole time. With a stupid look on my face.
The stupid look was because I was repressing the desire to punch him.  I smiled for the rest of the day.

Just another hilarious story.

Nice

The nicest customer I've had so far

only had one arm.